Punk, you and I both know that Lizzy couldn’t-give-a-shit-Jones about Darcy until she happened to spend a day at Pemberley.
I put it to you that we all could do with a castle or two to lure The One into our lives, and punk, do I have a castle for you.
This one sits on an estate that looks like it’s leapt out of a Hollywood movie about England.
It has the reception room for you to meet awkwardly with Darcy when he visits with Bingley to see Jane:
It has a church you can use to marry Darcy when gay people can finally get married and we’re all equal:
And finally, think of all the $$$ you’ll earn when you convert it into a hippy baby commune or hand it over once a year for The Biggest Loser or The Bachelor:
*it’s open to ‘expressions of interest’, which means there’s nothing wrong with you expressing an interest to buy it for $300,000. That’s the average house price in Cressy, just outside Launceston (in MoveToTasmaniaPunk maths).
Photos: realestate.com.au & domain
UPDATE – my pal put in an expression of interest. THEY WANT FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS.